A First Look At Dora The Explorer's New Urban Adventures

The Brilliance of Louie's Reefer Madness

Good, Sound, Legitimate Reasons To Keep/Stop Watching The Leftovers

An Investigation Into The Facts Surrounding True Detective Season Two

CBS's Space Drama Extant Is A Blend Of Sci Fi's Best

AMC's New 80's Show Halt And Catch Fire Has Mad Men, Sad Men, Balls

Nathan For You's Sci-Fi Masterpiece And Other Great Entertainment Within Shows

The Leftovers Could Be The Anti-Lost

Rising Star Is The Dystopian Nightmare Show We All Saw Coming

Nathan Fielder Doled Out Brutal Maritime Justice On Nathan For You

Key and Peele's Jordan Peele Gets Laid In Europe On Drunk History

Playing House Delivers A Heartwarming Season Finale

Halt and Catch Fire Strips Back The Mystery To Reveal Chiseled Abs

Where You See A Fist, Inside Amy Schumer Sees a Comfortable Chair

Silicon Valley Becomes A Playground For The Sexually Monstrous

Inside Amy Schumer Finally Goes To Hell

Inside Amy Schumer Deals With Pitch Perfect

A Closer Look At Game Of Thrones, Season Four Episode Seven

Inside Amy Schumer Goes On The Beyoncé Diet

Silicon Valley Chooses Ejaculation Over All Else

Timothy Dalton Murders The World in Penny Dreadful

Jazz Is The New Punk Rock On Silicon Valley

Your Guide To Next Week's TV Premieres (8/22/14)

A Guide To The Next Week's TV Premieres (8/08/14)

A Guide To Thursday Night's TV Premieres (8/07/14)

We're Here For You, Beth

Leaked 'Game Of Thrones' Script Reveals Controversial Rape Scene Was Meant To Be Far More Nuanced.

It's Becoming Clear That Bill Murray's Not Doing Too Well.

Dan Reviews Trailers - Fifty Shades Of Grey.

What The Next Young Adult Literary Phenomenon Will Be.

The Pros & Cons Of Living In A Police State

What's Next For Women After The 'Thigh Gap'?

Drink... LIKE A MAN

Cook... LIKE A MAN

The Purge: FAQ

35 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Shailene Woodley. (with Brendan O'Hare)

9 Things You Learn When You Graduate College.

What You Should Give Up Before The Baby Comes: A Checklist.

16 Ways To Feel Like A Kid Again.

15 Things You're Teaching Your Baby Without Even Meaning To.

Taylor Swift Is Going To Be Super-Pissed When She Hears This Way Better Song About New York.

How To Start Meditating.

The Secret, Foolproof Method To Finally Overcoming Your Problems.

Tips For Recognizing Satire On Your Newsfeed

Dan Reviews Movie Trailers - The 'Entourage' Movie

The Most Disturbingly Hilarious Dating Profile Ever Created By A Non-Murderer.

An Open Letter From George R.R. Martin Addressing 'Game Of Thrones' Fans' Deepest Fear.

LEAKED: Original Script Draft Of True Detective's Epic 6-Minute Shot.

The Official Frankie Muniz Aging Timeline

The Pros And Cons Of A Redskins Name Change.

10 More Myths About Google Glass.

13 Truly Mind-Blowing Reasons Why.

Beyond Black Friday: Upcoming Bargain Days For Every Single Day Of December

Highlights From Kanye's 20-Minute Wedding Speech

Dan Reviews Trailers - Lucy.

"What's Everyone Thankful For?": A Manipulator's Guide To Giving Thanks

14 Ways To Break Your Smartphone Addiction

The Full List Of Demands We Can Expect From The Sony Hackers Now That They've Successfully Killed "The Interview."

Tips To Prevent Hackers From Leaking Your Nudes.

A Primer On The Novels Of Willow Smith

An Open Letter To Instagram Butt-Selfie Queen Jen Selter.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Is The Smartest Scientist: A Study

A Single Person's Options On Valentine's Day.

Dan Reviews Trailers - The Purge: Anarchy.

26 Ways To Make Your Final Weeks Of College Count.

28 Spring Break Icebreakers.

30 Reasons You Deserve To Take That Open Seat.

How To Take The Perfect Summer Road Trip.

14 Live TV Specials That Would Be Way Better Than 'Peter Pan Live!'

The Best Hangover Cures For Wherever You Wake Up

How To Build A Life In A New City

I Wrote A Better New York Song Than Taylor Swift

Everyone's Overlooking The Fact That Hobby Lobby Sells The Cheapest Contraceptives Around.

Dan Reviews Trailers - Furious 7

This Week In Dystopia: Drones, Ebola, And Emma Watson.

10 Ways To Turn Your Procrastination Into An Asset.

6 New Hilarious Viral Prank Ideas.

What To Do With All That Summertime Sweat.

Unclaimed Podcast Topics.

April Fools Pranks You May Have Missed

This Is The Year We Keep All The Leaves From Falling Off The Trees

How To Be A Real Guys' Girl.

Every Kanye West Song, Ordered Arbitrarily

The Principles Of Putting Together The Perfect Halloween Costume.

Dan Reviews Trailers - The Purge: Anarchy.

The Diary Of A Guilty Remnant Cultist

12 Mysteries The New 'Twin Peaks' Episodes Need To Address.

How To Make Sure Your Celebrity Prom Date Has A Good Time.

Dan Reviews Trailers - An Exhaustive Review Of Every Single Expendable In "The Expendables 3."

Why I Stand With Solange.

The Potato Salad Guy Should Do Something About Israel/Palestine.

Dan Reviews Trailers - Under The Skin.

63 New Ways For Recent Grads To Brand Themselves.

69 Ways To Stand Out From Your Freshman Class.

How To Befriend Your Parents

How To Create That Unforgettable Evening.

19 Ways To Finally Take Your Patriotism To The Next Level.

How To Throw The Perfect St. Patrick's Day/Purim Party.

Heartbleed Explained: The Only Analogy You Need To Understand The Web Security Crisis.

How To Wean Yourself Off Of The World Cup.

10 Incredible Miracles You Probably Overlook Every Day.

10 Far More Entertaining Things Shia LaBeouf Could Have Written On His Paper Bag Mask.

What Macklemore's Costume Was Really Supposed To Be.

Possible New Directions For The Westboro Baptist Church After Fred Phelps Dies.

How To Travel On The Cheap.

What WikiLeaks Needs To Leak Next.

This Is How Every Argument ACTUALLY Ends (Illustrated by Jason Katzenstein)

7 Unstoppable Techniques For Secretly Snapping Cell Phone Photos (Illustrated by Jason Katzenstein)

Your Guide To Understanding College A Cappella

Say NO To Handjobs

90s TV Show Spin-Offs For A New Generation

The 100 Worst Nicknames To Pick Up During Orientation Week

You Can Black Out In Other Colors, Too

Unhelpful But Accurate Graphs

Is It Sex?

There’s A Perfectly Logical Explanation For The Anthony Weiner Pictures

Venn Diagram: HBO Programming Breakdown

Ways My Beard Makes Me Seem Thoughtful And Worldly

Voldemort Tries A Few Other Anagrams (illustrated by Katie Rose)

The 12 Greatest Launch Games Of All Time

The 9 Worst Superhero Teams Of All Time

7 Ways Videogames Scared You Away From Drugs

The 7 Most Ridiculous Resurrections In Comic Book History

8 of the Greatest Floating Islands In Videogame History

The 7 Dumbest Weaknesses In Comic Book History

8 Terrible Levels In Great Games

I Think They’re Running Out of Ideas for Modern Warfare Games

6 Great Moments of Retribution In Videogames

Player 2 Injury Attorney Ad

I also contributed jokes to Funny Or Die's weather app.

What The iPhone 6 CAN’T Do

Dov Charney and the Clothing Factory (with Jason Katzenstein)

Mom, Dad, I've Run Away To Intern For The Circus

Physical Princeton

A Short Imagined Monologue By A Guy Trying To Trick A Student To Prox Him In In Order To Break Into A Dorm And Has Prepared For This Moment By Hanging Around Frist A Few Days

Our Trash, Rehashed

Rage With Romney

Grab Some Scissors

Why Do They Sound Like That

I Am Not Proud Of My History

Rappers' Delight

Limbo Kings

That Darn Cat

Peer Review

Faking Wes Anderson

Three Stories

Farewell, Connor

A Man Is Defined By His Actions

Human Bone Scythes, Poleaxes, Death and Boobs

One Hundred Lies About Barack Obama

Pierogi Haven Is Struggling

Princeton FML: Class of 1879

Probable Conversations Between High Ranking Government Officials On Contemporary Issues Of Importance

Brainstorming The Upcoming Sherlock Holmes Movie

Thank You For Coming To My Relapse Party